Movie Review: Jab Tak Hai Jaan

We saw this moving-picture exhibit on Diwali. Yup! That's how festivities are inwards this part of the world. Anyhoo, compassion me later. So close the movie, from what I hear either people loved it or hated it. I on the other mitt liked it inwards bits as well as pieces, but was left over all disappointed because I am used to the Yash Chopra magic, which leaves you lot yearning for romance but instead this left me baffled.

First, what all I liked close the movie:

SRK's entry. Boy, does he appear hot inwards the stubble or what. And he could definitely melt my pump amongst this intense-mess-with-me-not-expressions. Yum-a-licious!
Anushka's abs as well as never-ending-limbs. She totally deserves to hold upward wearing bikini as well as running some Leh-Ladakh part inwards ganjis as well as hot pants (even though the temperature in that place would NEVER physically permit that. But as well as therefore she is a hindi moving-picture exhibit heroin. They tin trip the lite fantastic naked inwards Alaska without blinking)
Background score for the movie, which oft plays when SRK is inwards the frame (but I was afterwards informed by Anusha that it was ~~plagiarized~~ inspired via Motorcycle Diaries. *tch.tch* Sound of disappointment!)
Love even out running betwixt SRK & Anushka's characters, Major Samar Anand as well as Akira, respectively. I was to a greater extent than similar rooting for Akira's happy ending, instead of the botox-lipped-cockeyed-Meera. But *sigh!*
SRK every bit Major Samar Anand = AWESOME! Dude should only accept upward such intense characters, keeping the 'real' SRK nether command as well as play characters which receive got some gravity as well as he could dominion bollywood for ane to a greater extent than decade. Listen to me SRK, I know what I am talking close ;)

Now, what I kinda didn't like:

Story line. 1980's called as well as asked for their plot back. Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 millionaire's 21 yr quondam fille Meera, played past times Katrina, who is already running the delineate concern hear you, falls inwards dear amongst a waiter. YES! You read that right, a waiter. That too, recent export from the 'pind'. Now if this wouldn't rank our countrymen some unrealistic expectations, I don't know what would.
Slow Narrative. There were times when the moving-picture exhibit was moving at a snail's pace. One could receive got a adept ground as well as yet, non receive got missed a matter inwards the movie.
Katrina Kaif. Someone delight pack her bags for her mail her away! Poor fille tin non emote to salvage her life. She pretty much looked constipated throughout the moving-picture exhibit (which she does inwards other movies too, but hither is showed to a greater extent than 'coz the others inwards the moving-picture exhibit could deed as well as she couldn't larn away amongst only flouncing around)
Music. Except the background marking as well as one song. Rest of the music was below average. Two days afterwards I produce non holler upward a unmarried vocal or a melody from the movie. 'Nuff said.

Things that totally didn't construct whatever feel to me:

SRK is playing guitar nether the Olympic sign inwards 2002. 10 years besides early on YRF, 10 years besides early. London hadn't fifty-fifty won the Olympic bid only yet.
SRK takes Katrina to a Hip-Hop dance-off to assist her amongst her classical punjabi singing. Anyone else run into the logic here. What I am missing?
Her manly someone nurture was a punjabi (Surname: Thappar), as well as woman nurture left when she was 12. So how did she larn such a church-going-making-irrational-promises to-Jesus-kinda-Christian?
SRK defuses a bomb inwards ane of the London Train Stations. He walks-in explains the bomb specs to the T to the police pull officers, defuses it, as well as walks out. No questions asked. Why isn't anyone suspicious of why a brownish dude knows therefore much close the bomb as well as why produce they fifty-fifty allow him defuse it without bespeak for whatever credentials? [I guess, alone logic would hold upward that he is SRK! He rules London. Everyone knows THAT! Right?]

I receive got to a greater extent than ... but I am gonna stop.
All I am gonna state is Aditya Chopra needs to produce a improve project of writing stories.

This is my outfit from the drive dorsum from Galveston. It got mutual frigidity you lot guys!